LIFE OF OREOFE (ISLAY)

Aunty! Aunty!! eeessseee am talking to you, don't look back, yes you, Anhhhhh this one no much, I like what I am seeing, how much for a night.

I serve only one god and  that is the foot, although we quarrel and have disagreements from time to time, he will always be my master and I the wearable slave.

               Its being three days since Lionel Messi arguable

I feel like the hottest guy

Today I sat by my phone waiting for your call, staring deep at the darkened screen wishing it rang

        And so the moment came when the scorer of over 456 goals decided to quit national football. The 29 year old number 10 white and sky-blue Jersey

      It is shocking how the world seems to be silent on the issue of Britain leaving the EU (European Union)

I can be a baby sometimes,

          Nigerians tho they will see you and call you OROBO

         I came in during the global events, looking all trim

        On a bright day you catch me smiling but yet my frown is more worse than the look on the face of a Dreadful beast, I am diligent, hardworking, resourceful and respectful, I help my friends in their time of need and I am often seen taking long strolls at night. Who am I? Hint: I am a boy.

      AUNTY O! he asked me how old i was

   Someone once told me that Nigeria supplied Ghana

             He shouted, swinging he's waist to and fro, gyrating

Mercy placed her pussy on my mouth

My crush my crush he has this beautiful smile, from a sweet small mouth on a chocolate fountain of beauty, My crush, my crush my womb

        Chill, relax, keep calm I think it has gotten to a point in everyone has to take a pause and reflect on their lives so far, enjoy your day as I enjoy my last full day in Ghana. Madam take us to Nigeria.

                Hey guys so my friend and loyal subscriber Tobi Ogunleye, a fashion designer started up a native vintage trend

I am miss primp and proper, I may as well be the only girl in CUCG, I found the person of my dreams, "a watermelon" right here in sunyani, I don't like being talked down on, i carry myself in high esteem, I keep my family close at heart, I am a good dresser and dancer and guess what guys this body is not going to take care of itself. WHO AM I?

      So my friend Morenikeji decided to grace us with her delicacies... For the delicacy:      Any vegetable of your choice is accepted,

             That was why you broke my eggs aunty funmi, my siblings laughed as my mother mocked me shouting and throwing me hard slaps,the problem was

My lungs, my lungs Are moist and wet

So this is rated strictly 18+ WARNING adult content dangerous to the health of children.               I was gazing out the kitchen window looking at the thick fog that came with the January harmattan and regretted why I hadn't put on more than a tank top and loose shorts, when I felt a hot, hard

           He is obsessed with "talking about past girl friend's and all those girls/ people who won’t go through thick and thin with a  guy but want a come back when things are looking "rosy".         I think Olamide (baddo) is overrated,

   There is this love I have for Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie books, it's so raw, unique,

 OK guys its here again.... IYDC-ACCRA,2016© (31 JULY-4 AUGUST,2016) MAJOR ACTIVITIES IFED MODEL UN CONFERENCE- A Globally Acceptable and Youth Development Platform created by the United Nations to build youths into Global Leadership and study the UN and its System. General Assembly & Security Council of the UN is simulated. IFED AMBASSADORIAL VISIT

I like having fun, i can smile for Africa, am cute,

Hey guys, so I am a big fan of poetry, when I was little I literally learned W.B Yeats yes William Butler Yeats "when you are old(1989)"

          Hey guys guess who is up for a little ISLAY descubrir

The story gets more  interesting Me: Annabel stop this now! Do you know what my fiance mercy would do to u

Madam A lives in CUCG house

In all my 17 years on earth I have learnt that humans love taking praises

Another series of diary of a depressed person...                                                                    Pedophile. p edophile                                                         [ ped - uh -fahyl  or, esp. British,   pee -d uh -]  noun ,  Psychiatry. an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.              I looked on at his little face, that smile, I just had to have him,"come by my house today Oliver with the cream skin"

Hey guys so next on the list for diary of a depressed fellow is....                                                                                       Nymphomania . [nim-f uh - mey -nee-ak, nim-foh‐]   noun A woman who has abnormally excessive and uncontrollable sexual desire,(of a woman) afflicted with abnormally excessive sexual desire. He was grinding her and squashing her against a wall

I saw this boy that had an eyebrow that reminds me of an eagle

Nigerian football icon Stephen Okechukwu Keshi died suddenly

Dear mama I met someone today

 This story was translated with the aid of an interpreter who acted as a middle man between I and Eliza,                  I stared on as Eliza screamed, the frail looking child of 2 and half years of age which she suckled held on to her breast with her teeth

Corruption at it's highest, was all my grandfather lamented about as we eat our evening meal of eko and beans in darkness,

A friend once said "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)". TGIF people

sexism  /ˈsekˌsɪzəm/ /ˈseksɪzəm/ Discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of the opposite sex One of my biggest complaints about sexism is that people think it's okay for a girl to dress boyish and just call her a tomboy but if a boy dresses like a girl

Hey people i want to wish a loyal subscriber

Hey people the continuation of my maid and her CLEANING, content warning: adult content contained within, My maid 2 She was coming closer and i felt my manhood

           Retracting your steps can be hard once you missed it the first time, this is the story of Adeyemi                 I am Adeyemi the first son of my father ,i graduated from secondary school with my  feet soaked in the water's of disgrace,

   Hey people a friend El'klinzy d'softdude decided to grace us with he's serial story, remember freedom of expression and no discrimination, I must sound a note of warning adult content included... My maid 1:       Am pretty successful for my age,at 22 i own a duplex and 2 cars of good model, i don"t fancy

     Hey guys, the HIT is here,ya!! Prodeegee Paws in Collaboration with Ajaajide,Harumi Gittens & CELEBPOOCHES has created a Forum to educate people on the Dos & Dont's of having a Four-Legged Bestie

My 10 best movies to watch this year. Captain America civil war. X-men Apocalypse.

        Hey everyone! Please vote for my home girl for the nigerian princess 2016!                 Stephanie Aligbe, contestant no15  http://www.pageantvote.net/pageants/705, she's so pretty and humble and she's counting on your votes.